Find the friction.
A URL-based audit looks at SEO, design, conversion, and trust signals. See where your website gets in its own way before you redesign everything.
AI website audits. Zero sugarcoating.
Your website needs
a reality check.
SiteSizzle turns your website’s weak spots into a sharp AI roast, a useful improvement plan, and a scorecard worth sharing. Bring your URL. Leave with a direction.
For founders, store owners, and the agencies helping them grow.
Less guesswork.More useful heat.
Our promise: roast the site.
Respect the person building it.
No invented revenue-loss claims Scores are signals, not verdicts Constructive, not cruel
The audit → the action
Funny enough to share.
Useful enough to fix.
SiteSizzle / sample auditThe reality check
Overall business score
43 / 100
SEO32/100
Design71/100
Conversion28/100
Trust55/100
“Your call to action is playing hide-and-seek. Your customers didn’t sign up to play.”
Illustrative scores and roast—not an actual website audit. AI feedback can be imperfect; review recommendations before making changes.
Take the roast. Keep the roadmap.
Humorous AI feedback makes the problems memorable. A serious improvement plan helps you turn those observations into your next practical fixes.
Make progress worth sharing.
Share a branded scorecard, compare notes with other founders, and use repeat audits to follow your website’s evolution. The goal is a better site—not just a better punchline.
One URL. A clearer view of what to improve next.
Choose your level of heat
Start free. Go deeper.
A quick reality check or a longer-term improvement habit. Pick what your website needs.
Free viral audit
The AI roast and a shareable scorecard.
$0
Detailed AI report
A deeper audit with a serious improvement plan.
$19
Monthly monitoring
Repeat audits to follow changes over time.
$29/mo
Agency white-label
White-label reporting for agencies and freelancers.
$149/mo
Free
For individuals getting started
$0/month
- 1 workspace
- Up to 3 team members
- Basic analytics
- Community support
Your next improvement starts here
Don’t defend the weak spots.
Do something about them.
You’ve put work into your business. Get a fresh perspective on the website representing it.